sushinfood:

mielparaoshun:

deohsogay:

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

Lmaoooo

ruinedchildhood:

Entering 2018 like…

lightsaber:

blame el for this, she was the one who sent me this vine.

there’s probably like a 99% chance that this happened at some point

teaboot:

teaboot:

mjalti:

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

straightboyfriend2:

gameboyadvance:

straightboyfriend2:

gameboyadvance:

straightboyfriend2:

gameboyadvance:

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

Its me outside. U want some muffins

What kind?

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

Bananas can nut?

You know what ill keep my muffins

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

then wtf do u call this

vega-antisocialite:

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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally